Cowboy Quotes and Truisms http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/definitions.html Free western quotes and truisms for your website! en-us Copyright 2007 HorseSaddleShop.com 2/9/2010 4:05:56 AM 20 Unknown http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/definitions.html The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. Quoted by: Unknown Unknown http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/definitions.html Don't judge people by their relatives. Quoted by: Unknown Unknown http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/definitions.html Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions. Quoted by: Unknown Unknown http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/definitions.html The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. Quoted by: Unknown Will Rogers http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/definitions.html I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. 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